The Katrina Kronikles

I have a housemate. Her name is Katrina. At least for today, she says she's Katrina. Hahaha.

I have a question. Who is more makulit? Katrina.... or Katrina? Haha lab yu Katrina.

I am taking bets by the way. ... Will the cat...? Or will the cat not...??!? Or rather, cats. Now that Katrina and I have draped coal all over our front stoop will the neighborhood cats stay away???

We offer eggs to ....anyone who can give us a guarantee! Plus our everlasting esteem and affection.