my friends' alternate personas, part1

arlie - a famous rapper LOL strange but true... or a toilet-trained cat hehehe
ivan - my boyfriend in his next het lifetime lol! when i'll be oh so gaaaay ...
deedee - hmmm someone unbelievably boring and grouchy in a previous lifetime hehehehe (this is a compliment deedee!! :-D) ... or a change in zodiac sign to ... hihihihihi
eds - zsa zsa padilla
"joseph" - someone who can never decide if it's oo o hindi?!
joanna - Jamaican!
buddha - the maker of floral umbrellas mwahahahaha ... or regine velasquez mwehehehe

take your revenge why not?!? that's what comments are for ;-)