vows

single, "old," cranky, fab

claudine on tv: raymart, i truly believe it is God's will for us to be one.
fab1: to be one?! hindi ba puwedeng to be two? kailangan bang to be one?!
fab2: oo
fab1: eh kahit naman sa lahat ng binabasa ko on intimacy, walang sinasabing to be one

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claudine on tv: raymart, ... i promise to inspire you. ...
fab1: roommie, i promise to inspire you. ...
fab2: ayaw ko nga!
fab2: ayaw kitang maging inspiration!

hahahaha!

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claudine on tv: ... and your number one fan.
fab1: ay gusto ko yon!

shades of edwin mccain. i'll be the greatest fan of your life. hehehe.